Friday, December 16, 2016

Love SMS of all Kinds 16/12/2016

I could never forget the warmth of your hands on my hands. I want to feel it every day and every night. So please, be mine.
My love lives until sun is rising from east and until earth is rotating around it.
I have never heard much from you. But when I see your smile, I know whats in your heart. That’s love for me.
I was thinking how can I say three words to you. Then I found a way.
“I” feel very happy with you.
“Love” is so beautiful.
“You” are enough for me for this life.
Now join first words of the sentences.
How can I explain my feelings to you. Its pain, its numbness, its like I can see only one thing, hear one thing and think about one thing. That is you.
I will never let you go. No matter what situation we are in, I love and care about you for ever.
I have a question for you. Why my heart trembles and my hand shakes while you are around? Why I feel like I have everything in the world and I am so lucky?
Every success, all achievements, my destiny, my love, all feelings are just for you.
Whenever I think about love, I think about YOU. Whenever I see beautiful things, I think about YOU. Whenever I am in trouble, I think about YOU. Whenever I am happy, I feel you with me.
Love is not conscious activity. Its something like reflex action. You smile and you cry without any reason.
I don’t expect love, affection and attention from you, but I want you to feel how I feel for you.
Love is not what you expect. It is not a bed of roses, its not a cup of tea, it’s a path full of thorns and a lake of fire.
Not everyone is able to express the feelings of love here. So do I. That’s why I am sending my heart to you, peep in it and see whats in it for you.
There is no reason, no question, no answer, no logic why I love YOU.
When I came across the feeling of love, everything seems beautiful and I fell in love with everything.
Among all the thorns of life, love is just like a beautiful red rose.
I wish I could tell you about my feelings, in the morning, middle of the night, when I eats, during sleep, in happiness and in sadness. I just want to tell you that I love you.
Three words could change my life. I can do anything just to hear those three words. Please tell me that YOU LOVE ME.
Among billions and millions of people, I choose one person. The person I want to be my soul mate. It is You, My True Love.
No matter which stage of life you are at. If you are in love, it will keep you young and energetic.
I want to love you all my life. Together we are like a strong bond and I wish it never breaks or destroys ever.
I dreamed of you and in my dream I hugged you, kissed you and said I love you. Would you please allow me to live that dream?
I feel warm, safe, happy and special in your arms. I want to stay near your heart forever.
When I thought of you I can feel pain in my heart and smoke of burning dreams. You were my painful past and the lost moment.
Your presence gives me power to face my problems and keeps me going. Your smile makes me strong and your love gives me feeling of completeness. Thank you My Love! For being there with me every time.
I am the lucky one to have such good friends, great parents and have a sweet and loving admirer like you. Love you.
I have come to know the meaning of life and happiness, just when I met you. I am lucky to have you. I love you.
I don’t just like your appearance, I like your heart because its really pretty. And its enough for me.
There is only one sweet heart for me. He is near my heart and in my eyes. He will be remain there till my life ends. He is my best friend, my love.
Never run after love, if someone is in love with you truly. You never need to even say something and its yours.
My sweet secret of life is you. My true mate, my heart beat, golden moment and my only good luck is you.
I just simply say that the only thing I want most from life is true love. True love from YOU.
The most precious gift for me is your face with a sweet smile. Because I know you smile when you think of me.
You are my dream I see every night. You are first thought I think every morning. You are my happiness I feel every time. You are my most favorite memory I never want to forget.
I want to tell you that I will hear all your stories, wipe your tears, take care of your heart and I will love you and live with you all my life.
There is not a single night, without a dream of you. I dream of you day and night, Monday to Sunday, eyes open, eyes close, every moment and every instant, I just dream to have you in my life.
This day is as special as you are. I want to tell you that there is something magical about you. When you are here with me I feel strong, happy and lucky. Thanks for being in my life.
Be in love with me and make my life heaven. You are the only essential part of my life. So don’t even think about leaving me alone. I am nothing without you.
Whenever I look up to the sky full of shinning stars, only thought comes to my mind is YOU.
The best thing happens to me in my whole life is LOVE. Loving you is my passion and spending my life with you is my dream. Please let my dream come true.
I want to remember each and every moment we have spent together. They are like beautiful dreams I ever have.
In bad and sad moments, just remember that I LOVE YOU.
You are my first thought in morning and last thought before sleep. You are my love in life and after life.
My love would never fade or change, even if you forget the promises. Whenever you look back I’ll be there for you.
I love you like words in silence, like a speech of air, like a songs of lake, like sweetness of cake.
My true story is that I don’t have a heart any more. Please check inside yourself, I believe that you have two.
Your shoulder is my favorite place to cry on. Your heart is my favorite place to live in and your arms are my favorite place to fall.
I knew it from the very first moment, when I saw your eyes and your cute smile, that you are mine and only mine.
I want to touch your soul and have you in my heart and in my arms. You are a hero of my love story. Love you.
I came to know about soul mate, the moment I have met you. You made me realize how special the feelings are, when someone is in love. I love to love you.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Free Text Messages for your Loved ones 30-10-2012 (3)

Handle every stressful situation like a DOG,
if you can’t eat it, then play with it,
if you can’t play with it, then pee on it,
and move on.

Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder, but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night. ;-) Enjoy the extended weekend!

Priest: Next Sunday, I’ll preach about the sin of lying, & to understand it, I want u to read Mark 17.
(d ff sunday)
Priest: How many of you had read Mark 17?
(almost all raised their hands except of a guy who looks like a gangster)
Priest: why haven’t you read what I told u?
Guy: I can’t find Mark 17.
Priest: (smiled) Mark has 16 chapters. Let’s go to my homily on lying!

You are advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If you wear Prada shoes and carry a Hermes bag, we assume you are doing well financially and don’t need a raise. If you dress poorly, learn to manage your money so that you can buy better clothes and thus, no pay upgrade needed. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and thus you don’t need a raise.

PNP & NBI are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. P-Noy gives them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest & each of them has to catch it.
NBI goes in. After 2 weeks w/o leads, they burn the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit & make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
PNP goes in. After 2 hours, they came out with a badly beaten man. The man was crying, “tama na, tama na! ako yung rabbit! ako ang rabbit!”

Sabi ng isang segurista: “I try to make sure that I get caught on at leasd 15 surveillance cameras every day..
because you never know when you might need an ALIBI!”

Why are all the people in your commercials or advertisements thin?
Highly Suspicious

Thought for the day:
There are two basic groups of people:
the wishful thinkers who throw coins in fountains &
the realists who fish them out..

An angry wife speaks to her husband on the phone: “Where the Hell are you?”
Husband replies: “Darling, do you remember that Jewelry Shop where you saw the Diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I said, Baby, one day It’ll be yours?”
Wife (smiling and blushing) says: “Yeah, I remember, Darling. Why?”
Husband: “Well, I’m in the Pub just next to that Shop!”

The beauty of the rain is that if it rains in the U. S., Europe, Africa, the water disappear in 5 minutes…
In the Philippines, the streets and roads disappear in 5 minutes!

Paper say to Money, “Ur just a piece of paper.”
Money smiled n said, “Of course, i’m just a piece of paper but i haven’t seen a dustbin in my life.”
~That’s Attitude~

A man is watching a video and yells, “Don’t walk into that church you stupid idiot!”
His wife then asks, “What are you watching?”
And he says, “Our wedding!”

New Company Rules for Toilet Use:
“Too much time is being spent in the toilet. We are imposing a 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, the stall door open & your picture taken. Pictures of chronic offenders will be posted in the bulletin board. Anyone caught smiling in the pictures will be sanctioned under the company’s health policy.” :p

Someday, you’ll find someone special again. People who’ve been in love usually do. It’s in their nature. Everybody deserves someone who makes them look forward to tomorrow. Sometimes the right person for you was there all along. You just didn’t see it because the wrong person was blocking your sight. Don’t give up on love, because there is always someone who loves you. Even if it’s not the person you were hoping for. :]

Man dialled his own number from his girlfriend’s mobile phone to see what name she chose for him..
He was shocked to see “ATM NO. 5″

Free Text Messages for your loved ones (October 30, 2012)

A seed must crack its shell to grow… A tree changes leaves yearly…
Seasons change…
People change…
But True RELATIONS last forever…
The most important is – when slight misunderstanding arises we must cut the PRIDE, not the RELATIONS, just like our nails, when it is grown, we cut it & not our FINGERS.
We heal our hearts when we forgive. No one is perfect… that’s why pencils have erasers…
God bless!

Math Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other what do I have?
Student: A drinking problem, ma’am!

Want something Hot to start d day? Jz choose any f d ff hot & ar0matic TEAs:
+real beau-TEA &above all, d most special tea>
God the Father AlmighTEA! :-) Gandang araw!

An elderly couple was out on an ocean cruise when a storm came.
The wife fell into the sea & couldn’t be found.
After 5 weeks,
the Captain of a search& rescue team wired the old man:
“Sorry, sir, we found your wife’s dead body at the bottom of the sea.
We hauled her up & attached to her butt was an oyster with a pearl worth $50,OOO.
Any instructions, sir?”
OLD MAN: “Send me the pearl &
re-bait the trap.”:-D

Being nice to someone you don’t Like isn’t caLLed being PLASTIC ..
It is caLLed RESPECT, and you have yourseLf EDUCATED.
Gud day.

“LIFE is never easy. So whatever comes to destroy you, stay firm & be the bravest as you can be.
You might cry, be upset, but never lose hope; and most especially, never give up because GOD is always there, here & forever.”
#StrongerThan Yesterday
good nun.

A priest was caught steeling from the church’s safe by the sacristan and he shouted, “Blessed are those who see and do not talk,” and the sacristan retorted, “For they shall receive their share.”

An angry lady stormed into an opthamologist’s clinic. She complained to the doc, “Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday.”
The doc tries to soothe her, “I assure you, ma’am, that no one on my staff would do that. Why do you think it was taken here?”
“After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.”
“I think, ma’am, that means your cataract operation was a success.”

Every sacrifice has a fruitful reward. Every failure has a second chance. We only have to be strong by God’s grace to make it thru the test of life. Just believe and have faith… Life is not perfect but wherever life leads you, its because of a purpose…God bless you in many ways!
Good m0rning!

A man who was behind in paying his bills received a note from one of his creditors:
“Dear Sir: Your account has been on our books for over a year. We want to remind you that we have now carried you longer than your mother did.”

One night during dinner, the wife said, “When we were newly wed, you took the small piece of the chicken and gave me the larger one. Now you take the larger piece and leave me the smaller. You don’t love me anymore?”
“Nonsense, dear,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”

We are often let down by the most trusted person and loved by the most unexpected ones.
Some makes us cry for things that we haven’t done, while others ignore all our faults just to see our smile.
Some leaves us when we need them the most and some stick to us even when we ask them to leave.
World is a mixture of such people. We just need to know which hand to shake and which hand to hold.
Gud pm.

When God wants to send you a gift. He wraps it up in a problem.
The bigger the problem He wraps it in, the bigger the gift it contains.

Ways to know if you’re normal:
1. You have an email account.
2. You have a cellphone.
3. You watch tv often.
4. You know how to use a pc.
6. You register to unlimited plan.
7. You sleep late.
9. You were so busy you forgot to read #5.
10. You actually
scrolled up to see if there is #5. Don’t worry, wala ring #8.
11.Then slowly you’re smiling, you realize you made yourself laugh. Hahaha…

A girl left a note on the fridge, “It’s not working anymore. I’m going to my mom’s place.”
Her boyfried opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. He thought, “What the hell was she talking about?”

Friday, May 25, 2012

Love Text Messages for 25th May, 2012 for your love ones

Every tear is a sign of
cutting onions.
Every silence is a sign of
zero balance.
Every smile is a sign of
daily brushing..
Life is so simple
Don’t make it complex
With difficult explanations…

True bravery is to arrive home fully drunk from late night out and mom waiting with a broom in hand, then you asked:
“Hey mom, still cleaning?”   

World’s Shortest Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?” The girl said “No.”
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motor bikes and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank. And left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

NOON: Love comes to those who WAIT.
Ngayon: Love comes to those who FLIRT:-*

Life is like brewing coffee.
Boil your ego,
Evaporate your worries,
Dilute your sorrows,
Filter your mistakes
Get a taste of happiness…
Have a happy weekend!

A man tries to commit suicide..
He took poison but his father saved him..
He hang himself but his mother saved him..
He jumped into a twenty feet deep pool but the lifeguard saved him..
He placed himself before speeding cars but a doctor saved him..
He got married & no one was able to save him.

A GIRL dreams about a bad boy who is gentle only for her..
A BOY wants only a good girl who is naughty only for him.:-*

A lawyer was having some extra curricular fun with his secretary inside his car. When he got home, his wife noticed a pair of stockings in the back seat. She picked them up then in front of him, tore them apart while screaming, “So what the hell is this?” He calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case I’m handling, which would probably be worth over a million… you can forget about the jewelry you wanted!” Moral of the story: No one wins over a lawyer… not even something called a WIFE

Mother: what do you want in the future?
Daughter: I want to become a mother..
do graduate studies..
get married…
Mother: (angrily) Do whatever you want… but FOLLOW PROPER sequence while doing it…

Husbands’ Creed – supposed to be
When wife commands – Obey
When wife travels – Accompany
When wife is wrong – Disregard
When wife spends – Accept
When wife loses temper – Endure
When wife wants intimacy -Provide
When wife becomes unreasonable – Recall “supposed to be”